2005-Dec-15 - Hey Clooney!
I was settin round the other day on my rockin chair sippin from my jug 'o shine thinkin: Damn thar are a lota fellow damn Kentuckians out here! So I got to thinkin some more. If a fellow Kentuckian asked me to help him/her out I'd do it. Now I don't know how much help I could be considerin my station right now- but I'd do my darnedest- maybe lend a 5 or 10 spot or recommend a cheap headshotter. Just the same, I'd think somebody up above me, up there in that upper pantheon of the HWood elite might be able to help me to climb out of the abyss that is my career.
I'm speakin of someone in particular from Maysville, KY who now resides in Cali as well as Itali. This is a man who, unlike myself, was born into a showbiz family. His aunt in fact was a popular pop artist- is that redundant- back in the day- even performed with Bing Crosby in "White Xmas". My point in sayin all that is not that he wouldn't have achieved all that he has without his familial foundation, for he's a talented individual indeed, but that surely he had at least a smidgen of help through surname recognition alone. Maybe he auditioned for a producer who was well versed in national newspapers, and thus remarked: "Doesn't your father write for the Tempo section of the Cincinnati Post?" The gentleman I'm speakin of may have reluctantly said "yes" and the producer may have then responded, "His column is very insightful and a pleasure to read, I think I'll give you a part in this here soap."
Now this of course is all conjecture and really doesn't matter. Honestly, I'm beatin around the proverbial bush ain't I. So here it goes: O George, where art thou! If you got time in between makin your politic pics to help out a Bluegrass brethren, would ya be so kind? I'm not lookin for a hand out exactly- well let's call a spade a spade- I am lookin for one. Matt Damon's gettin on in years and has a baby on the way so he may want to assume a more domesticated livin style so if you got any younger, sidekickish parts in Ocean's 13 or whathaveyou, please consider me. That's all. Thanks for your time. By the way, in case George doesn't visit our lil site here can somebody be so kind as to forward it to him? Much appreciativeness.
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