"Hello, my name is David and I am a sex addict."

"Hi David!"

"While working in Hollywood as an actor, mostly TV but some bad movies as well, I began to use sex to get through the day, often having sex in the morning to calm the shakes before going before the kliegs. I even found myself having sex in front of my children with anyone willing at hand; or without anyone at hand except myself. As my career went lateraI,  I even found myself having sex at work and would often black out on set, nude and spent..

One day my friend told me about an orginization that could help aging actors who play sex addicts on TV in real life. So here I am."

(sound of clapping, some sniffles)