Our resident but elusive friend, Mr. Redcarpet, is jumping out of his skin right about now. It's 2 days before the Oscars and he will again be strategically occupying the various seats of celebs off to take a leak, a dump, or lines off of Hollywood Blvd. hookers' bellies in the Kodak Theatre stalls (Charlie and Kiefer).

Speaking of Kiefer, Red snapped some choice pics of the star of the most over-rated show on TV (sorry 24-philes) out on the town.  I tell you what, I'd rather hang with Kiefer than Jack Bauer. Gettin hammered and tussling with Xmas trees sounds a lot less stressful than saving the world from sabotage every second of the day- but I digress.

Go to Redcarpet's page to see Kiefer and all the actual red carpet prep.